Casey Kempner - High School Baseball Player and Dishonest Little Prick? Tallahassee CC Baseball Watch the video of this little bastard first. Published on Mar 11, 2017 This kid must be the victim of bad parenting. Apparently, he wanted desperately to ride with his buddies Matthew Assimos and Kyle Maras (names on their tickets), who had tickets for this trip. But Casey Kempner did not have a ticket. So they clearly hatched a plan - he'd sneak on when the driver couldn't see him. Fortunately, the driver spotted the little motherfucker and kicked him off. Casey Kempner and both of his friends have been permanently banned from Suburban Express and Illini Shuttle. "I'm the customer, and the customer is always right. Don't you know anything?" Here are the driver's trip notes, submitted at the end of the trip. Scott Kempner is apparently the piece of shit whose sperm made Casey Kempner. Scott Kempner (1440277.1) Got on the bus through the back door, while I was walking around the front of the van just after arriving at ORD, to open up the van. When I opened the back doors I noticed that there were 2 bags (And had only placed one on the van at WRD) I Looked at the back row and now saw 3 persons the van. I ask scott how he got on the van and he told me he had gone through the back door because there was no one to let him on. This was less than 30 seconds since I had arrived at ORD. I ask for his ticket and found out it was for the 1305. I had to ask him several times to get off the bus, and explain to him I can only take a ticket for that trip that is on the ticket. Also that this trip had no available seats. Several times while waiting to depart, he approached me to let him back on the van. The final time he approach was when I was getting ready to leave. He said I had not treated him very well and was rude to him. I explained he was the one that got on the van before giving me his ticket. As I got ready to leave he took picture of the me and the van.